Short Wave Craft Magazine, July 1935
"His New Love"
Ah, young love! The blonde damsel shown in Short
Wave Craft of July, 1935 has an eager look in her eye.
So does her companion, but is his loving gaze directed at her,
or at the dishy mirrored radio behind her shoulder? If I were
him, I'd forget the radio and tend to the business at hand!
This magazine is one of three that depict women competing for
the attention of a radio lover. The earliest is Radio News
from July 1926, entitled "Alone At Last!"
It shows a teary-eyed bride in a hotel room with her new husband and
his radio.
The other is the March 1935
issue of Short Wave Craft, in which a sleep-deprived wife gives
her radio-dazed hubby a piece of her mind.
And Now, What You've All Been Waiting For!
The March '35 Short Wave Craft contained a caption contest,
inviting readers to submit titles for the cover. Winning entries were
published in this July issue.
Perhaps it was a custom in early radio circles to make awful puns. In
any case, the winners include some of the worst groaners I've ever seen.
The publisher provided translations in parentheses
in cases where the joke was too obscure to fathom.
Here we go!
Prize
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Winner
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Cover Caption
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1st
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Hoke Wynn
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There "Antenna" Justice
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2nd
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Walter Tracy
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The Ethernal Triangle
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3rd
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C.D. Johnson
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A Fantastic Dial Log
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4th
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Bob Feik
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She is Super-Het Up
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5th
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Norman Majors
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Yell-A-Vision
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6th
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William Gracey
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Wife Begins at 2:40
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7th
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Charles Read
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Getting H-a-i-l Columbia
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8th
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John Weitzmann
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Deviled Ham
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9th
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Alfred Boyle
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Laying Down the Ohm Law
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10th
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Sam Weinberg
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Free Squealing
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Hey, don't blame me—I didn't write them! The magazine received
an amazing 16,000 entries, including many duplicates. Some of those
repeated many times were, When to Listen In, Ohm Sweet Ohm,
The Radio Bed-Bug, Scrambled Speech, Uncontrollable Oscillation,
Short Waves and Long Raves, The Radio Widow, A Strong Local
Cuts In, and Too Much Feedback.
Sigh. Maybe the 1930s just weren't a funny time.
In any case, the first prize winner received a Pilot 11
Super-Dragon receiver, which sounds pretty cool. Second through
fifth places hauled in kits. One hundred prizes were
awarded in total, although by the time you reached fifteenth place,
the prizes were things like a battery or one's choice of any 50-cent
book published by the company.
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